Postneoproactivism

wHat'S tHAt yOO sAy?

You don't know what postneoproactivism is?

In the face of faltering social theories, intrinsically contradictory religions, and chewy, chewy cocoa beans, we find ourselves craving a new and improved, all-encompassing, all-powerful ideology to dictate our every thought and action. Say "Nein!" to namsy-pansy fancy-pants thought constructions that claim to accurately explain social interaction. Say "Nyet!" to bamboozling fly-by-night concepts of reality. Shout a resounding "Ni!" at passe futuristic belief systems that assert "i am so right! blahddy bloody blee!"

Definition

postneoproactivism n. 1. the logical synthesis of historical dialectical Marxism, post-Renaissance mannerism, transcendentalism, and the Einsteinian general theory of relativity (with a hint of lemon); 2. -ist: gOD... adj. -active: rock... v. 1. -act: rock out; 2. -activate: punk rock out.

postneoproactivism... sexplained

still stoopid?! are you so DENSE (d = m / v) that you're still trying to make SENSE (s = [e^x]/y ) of this? try this on for size:

postneoproactivate!

a tragicomedy in three acts

a postneoproactivist walks into a bar.
bartender: ouch! that musta hurt when you walked into that bar.
poneo: my steadfast belief in postneoproactivism shielded me from pain. that, and this here purple helmet.
bartender: what can i getcha?
poneo: do you really think i asked for a ten-inch pianist?
bartender: huh?
poneo: hey is for horses, better for batter.
bartender: is that a fake moustache your wearing?
poneo: look here stupid i'm smart and you're not so quiet you're crying you stupid panzee.
bartender: ok, buddy. how 'bout i buy you a beer?
poneo: i have no time for these wild accusations! i'm withouting this haberdashery, post haste!!
(postneoproactivist leaves the pub)
bartender: did you see that kook with the fake moustache and duck-like features? what a kook.
barfly: i dunno, i kind of liked the cut of his jib.
barfly2: i, too, enjoyed the aura surrounding that clever fellow. that chap masterfully deconstructed the geosocial space immediately surrounding his person with a postdiscursive self-narrative. i also liked his shoes.

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if you can't trust us, at least you'll believe every word that celebrities say

"[Postneoproactivism is] the most mind-boggling thing that's ever happened."
Chuck Viane, Disney's president of distribution

"I [don't believe in anything... except postneoproactivism]."
Albert Camus

"I have a dream that ...[postneoproactivism will rule the world]."
Rev Dr Martin Luther King Jr

"[Postneoproactivism] is the...[cotton candy] of the masses."
Karl Marx

"The only good is [postneoproactivism]; the only evil is [everything else]."
Socrates

"Of course I cannot break through the wall by battering my head against it if I really have not the strength to knock it down, but I am not going to be reconciled to it simply because it is a stone wall and I have not the strength. [Instead, I'll use postneoproactivism]."
Feodor Dostoevsky

"That government is best which [postneoproactivates]."
Henry David Thoreau

"All hope abandon, ye who [reject postneoproactivism]."
Dante

"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for [postneoproactivism]."
John F Kennedy

"Postneoproactivism is the best thing that's ever happened to me."
some guy we accosted on the street